Fun Experiment

I came across this idea on The Presurfer today. Type your name into Google with the word "needs" after it, for example, Indigo needs, then see what you come up with. I discovered that according to the world's number one search engine, I need:

"help" - Hey, no fair
"testers" - got enough of those in life, thanks anyway
"to support side by side execution" - I absolutely, unequivocably do not support execution in any configuration
"coffee" - can't take the caffeine
"Lawrence Park" - who'd of thought Google could find my soul mate for me? But who's Lawrence Park?
"a part-time accounts administrator to help out with the books" - that's the truth
"to work on its [sic] sheet handling" - I did get my first B in Home Ec because I couldn't make perfect hospital corners. Maybe there's something to this after all.
"severe pruning in winter to stay compact" – I've not gained a pound in years.

Well I guess you couldn't find a better authority on searching than Google, so maybe I should give it all some reflection.